Not Boring Yet

On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to
zero.
Chuck Palahniuk (1962 - )

So true.

I would like extend a formal welcome to all of the new people that might be viewing my exciting blog. So here it is:

You are formally welcomed to my exciting blog.

The reason this welcome has been brought on is because I sent out an e-mail to some of the exciting people that I know, to come visit my blog. If they know what is best for them, they will be reading this. Then they will e-mail me back and tell me how exciting my blog is, and what a perfect writer I am. (Isn't humility wonderful?)

Honestly, that is boring.

If they really knew what was best for them, they would follow my instructions and actually write me a letter telling me what is happening in their lives. That would be best.

I need to get back to doing some things to do, otherwise this blog will become boring. It will all become like today's post, where I take nothing, and talk about it for a long time.

That is called prater.

And, I don't enjoy prater, my siblings do it sometimes, and I get quite mad. So I will stop prattling, and get on with my exciting life.

-Me