Posted by
The Roberts Family
at
8:30 AM
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
-Mickey Friedman
I am in a rhyming mood.
It is something that I can't elude,
It's messing up my attitude,
and I can't stand it and I'm going berserk!
FYI: I can't give parties anymore. Why? Because the quote up there says so. Sigh. It's hard being such an exciting person. But, I must keep doing it so that all of you boring people have someone to look up to.
Well, I broke the news to the pineapples. I told them that: 1) they were pineapples, not a tomato and a cucumber. 2) There already is a show hosted by a tomato and a cucumber. I believe I broke their poor hearts, but at least they can die knowing the truth.
The only thing that has happened today that could even be considered exciting is that I got a Wal-Mart ad in the mail! Yippee. (do I detect a smidgen of sarcasm?) Seeming how you probably got the same ad, I wont elaborate on the topic.
Oh, well.
-Me
