Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
-Jay Leno
Well, I must say that my resolution is not about weight, although I do think that I might need to consider that.
I am making a resolution. Since my dear mother finds it a waste of time to blog (she says, "well no one reads it anyway") I will blog. I hereby declare that this blog will no longer be worthless musings about unrelated instances in my life. This blog will instead be worthless musings about related instances in my life.
I hereby will start to blog about what is happening in the life of me, Matthias Luke Roberts. (Yes, I did reveal my name. Officially.)
That is not boring.
Well, lets begin on a happy note. As you are probably reading this because of interest in what my wonderful family is up to, I will tell you. We are busy gaining weight.
No, really.
I actually have gained 30 pounds since June of 2008. I am nowhere near obese, although my pants do not seem to fit like they used to. I attribute this to the fact that there is no regulation of how much we are allowed to eat. I am in fact drinking a delicious latte at this very moment.
I have graciously not asked the rest of my family what they have gained, but rest assured, the Roberts family is no longer small. I honestly don't know how we will survive once we get to Romania.
Now on to more fascinating things: average life. As you will notice the official name of this blog is Not Boring Yet, therefore I will try my very best to present our lives in an exciting way. I might even use a few exclamation points. (!)
I guess I will start with today, as yesterday has past, and tomorrow isn't here yet. Today has been quite amusing. This morning we all woke up. Tonight we will probably all go to sleep, although we do have much homework, hence the "probably".
There, wasn't that exciting?
Until another day, (hopefully soon, part of my resolution is to blog on a regular basis....like possibly daily, although I don't know if that is possible, hence the word "possibly")
Enjoy your dreadfully boring lives,
-Matthias
