Not Boring Yet

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)

Well, I'm back! I know, I'm probably not talking to anyone at all. My wonderfully exciting blog probably is too exciting for normal people and that is why no one reads it.

Boring!

I'm not boring. I can prove that to you, you see if I were boring you wouldn't be reading this. You wouln't be reading this because it would be boring, but since it isn't boring you are reading it. Therefore I'm not boring!

You see, perfect logic.

I am writing to let you know that I and my marvelous sibling are writing a book. The wonderful book will be entitled "WARNING...Only Read This Book if You Are Tired or Extremely Bored." Once we are finished with the marvelous book you might be able to read it. I can promise you one thing. I am revealing my true indentity in the book (I am also putting in my social security number, drivers liscense number, credit card number and passport number to make it easy for you to steal my identity.)

What, you didn't actually believe me did you?

Well, the book part is true, and the true identity part is true, but everything else is not true. I'm sorry. The book is going to be really really good though. I can't wait till its done, and guess what? It will feature wonderful posts from this very blog!

You have been reading a sneak peak all this time whithout even knowing it! How exciting!

Well, that's enough for today.

I hope your day is full of nothing but butterflies.

-Me