Not Boring Yet

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
-Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Oh, dear. I must admit that that is the exact thing that happened to me, for several months. Every time I said "I should blog" I got a sudden urge to go to the store for a quart of milk. I'm sorry, but that is the way life is.

Life goes on.

Really, it does. After you, my dear friend, realized that I wouldn't be posting anytime soon, you went into depression. All around you life was continuing, but, for you life was worthless. You felt sad, disheartened, and worst of all...Bored.

But, I'm not boring yet!

I have now brought you out of your depression, and you are happy again. You will now realize that you have missed a great deal of important things. You will suddenly notice that you are not living in a nice suburban house, but instead in a jungle made out of grass. You will notice that there are lots of little ticket things from the police stuck to your door saying "You had better mow your lawn." Once you have mowed your lawn you will notice that your neighbor got a pet cow, and that it is frolicking playfully in your lawn with your children.

Those are the things you will notice.

Awaken today, and tomorrow you will too.
-Me