Posted by
The Roberts Family
at
6:53 PM
Domine, Domine
Make my path run straight
Lift my heart, speak my name
I fall, I break
Domine, Domine
-Michelle Tumes, from her self-titled album
Oh, dear. I can't remember whether I've quoted her before.
I'm back! And as you can see, I'm clearly loosing my mind. I have so much to tell you about, including things about viruses, fast Internet, things to do, and librarians! I know you are all simply dying to hear about my life, so here I go...
Oh my word, I hate viruses. I simply hate them. One of my computers caught a horrible one, and it was a pain to get off. The computer finally had to be completely wiped out, and started from scratch. If you are a virus writer, I have something to tell you. In fact I have many things to tell you, I have considered writing a book called "Things I Want to Tell Virus Writers," but I don't have time. I will try to contain myself, and only write a few things. I will also try to use happy language, it might be hard.
1) You are mean.
2) Viruses are not cool.
3) For that matter, you are not cool.
4) You should stop.
5) See if there is a "Virus Writers Anonymous" group in you area.
6) I think you should be hung from your toenails for a while.
7) The Librarians agree with me.
Guess what? I just got new faster Internet! I thought my Internet was fast before, but now it's really, really fast!
Oh, great. I don't have time to finish this post. I have to go see a play, it's called "Robin Hood: The Next Generation." It should be good.
Have a virus free day!
-Me
